You may have noticed that in recent weeks I have been tinkering around the edges of what makes a particular blog entry go gangbusters. I am shocked and dismayed that it is not quality writing that sends stuff off the charts. For example, after writing about The Mad Shaved-headed Mimer* last week, views of the blog went crazy.
So tonight I thought I would try including the Top 12 searches on Yahoo today into one blog post, just to see what happens. But of course I also need to keep the punters happy, so instead of just listing them I thought I would put them all in an article. Here goes…
Latest sport defection rocks Hollywood
The announcement was made at the Live Earth concerts, but after discovering that no-one was watching, a press conference was hastily convened.
“With cheesy, stilted dialogue and bad acting, my experience in ‘Transformers‘ made me a natural choice for WWE,” said Fox.
There are few examples of actors successfully crossing over to the sporting field. Perhaps the best known example is ‘Harry Potter‘ star Daniel Radcliffe, who is currently starring for Colombia in the Copa America, South America’s football championship.
A crazy crack habit, gambling debts and a dodgy visa allowed Colombia to secure the services of ‘Danielo Radcliffio’, as he is affectionately known in Bogota.
The actor is also a talented left winger that Colombian coach El Smacko (The Smackhead) described as ‘a real limewire‘, before journalists pointed out that his english was shit, and anyway, couldn’t he come up with a less cliched phrase than livewire?
Alba and Knowles have their first race in August. They are also hot.
Ooh, a bonus activity today – did you spot the Top 10 most popular Yahoo search terms? It’s like Where’s Wally, but with words.**
*I can’t say The Mad Shaved-headed Mimer’s name – I don’t want to sully my blog stats you know…
**That is possibly the saddest thing I have ever written.
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