Horses in Australia are like Mexicans. They want to get across the border. Except in Australia they want to go south, into Victoria. Also horses have four legs. Most Mexicans only have two. So in conclusion, horses in Australia are nothing like Mexicans.
Anyway, there was a story on the ABC website this week about horses being smuggled into Victoria from NSW in the depths of the night. I can now reveal exclusively here on Monkeybizness that the problem is far, far worse than authorities originally believed: