I have previously documented the breadth and depth of the topics that the Excellent Missus and I discuss. Here is one of our more recent efforts.
Me: I feel sorry for polar bears. They have to swim so far when the ice melts, then they don’t have the energy to pull themselves out of the water.
EM: Yeah, me too. Perhaps they should relocate all the bears to Antarctica and they could live there.
Me (with authority): Nope, they absolutely couldn’t do that.
EM: Why not?
Me: Because then they would be bi-polar.