A bizarre story on the ABC website today about a pregnant elephant.
Awkward conversation with the parents.
Dad elephant: Great, this is just great. You’re grounded!
Pregnant girl elephant (sarcastically): Oh, that’s great dad, really smart. We’re in a cage stupid.
Dad elephant: I’M stupid? I’m not the one who got pregnant!
Boyfriend elephant: Hey, you can’t speak to her like that!
Dad elephant: I’ll say what I like thanks. This is MY
Pregnant girl elephant: Dad, I’m old enough to make my own decisions.
Dad elephant: While you’re living in my cage, you live by my rules.
Mum elephant: How did this even happen?
Pregnant girl elephant: I thought it was his trunk…
Mum elephant: What will the penguins next door say?
Pregnant girl elephant: Mum and Dad, I love Rick. We’re getting married.
Dad elephant: Oh, that’s just great, his name is Rick. That kid is destined for ugliness.
…etc, etc… it could make for a quirky comedy about teen pregnancy…