I’ll give a final instalment of my adventures in Cambodia shortly. First, a quick look at this story I found while getting my organised crime fix. It is about 50 or so Mafia arrests made in New York in February. Check out the photo that went with the story. There’s no tip-toeing around it, this bloke is a fat bastard:
Here are my four best headline efforts for this story:
- Mafia boss arrested for smuggling large amounts of crack. And cocaine.
- Mafia boss deals drugs, injects pies.
- Fat Tony really fat.
- Mafia boss no longer at large, but still large.