A combination of work, wedding and wasting time have conspired to keep me away from the blog for a couple of weeks. Big smacks. But I’d like to tell you a little bit more about how at least four hours of my life were snatched away from me on the weekend just gone.
Answer: They both involved prehistoric-looking guys running around with no purpose or direction. In both cases the result was never in doubt and I had tuned out about 30 seconds in. In both cases the main protagonists were wooden and bereft of talent. They both took away two hours of my life that I will never get back. And in both cases the voiceover commentary was condescending and unnecessary.
That’s what they have in common.
One is a footballer. The other is a cave man. Can you tell who is who?