John Daly Haiku

John Daly is going to play in the Masters at Huntingdale next week. So to celebrate, I’ve written a couple of Haiku poems. As you do.

John Daly, plays golf
He ate all the pies. Greedy
Smoked, drank, fell over

OR

Daly plays golf, eats
Journos call him ‘big hitter’
It’s just code for ‘fat’

Vote for your favourite below. Or add your own John Daly Haiku in the comments section.

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4 thoughts on “John Daly Haiku

    • monkeybizness says:

      NB, mate – I’m sorry I haven’t replied sooner: your haiku is an absolute belter. I was thinking about making the haiku an occasional recurring series, but fair to say it wasn’t a smash hit.

  1. NB says:

    It would be great to see a return sometime in the future. There is something immensely satisfying about responding in haiku form. They make you feel so wise…

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