I have previously posted about how nice it would be to see Madonna in some sensible slacks rather than her ridiculous leotard ensembles. Here is further evidence that Madge needs to retire the lycra. Actually, just retire.
The best yardstick to apply here – and I apologise for the image I am about to put in your head – is this: would you want to see your mum in this get up? (If you hesitated before answering, seek help).
On a separate note, what did celebrities do before Photoshop?
Thanks to my Russian comrade at Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead for the tip-off on these pics.